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Of course wisely refers to dosage which is usually between 5-14 grams depending on how much of a tolerance you have to opiods. A little more might cause unpleasent side effects that might ruin the experience, most common being nausea. The standardized powdered leaf (best imo is bali) is the most common method and can be mixed with hot water to make a tea or just mixed with a type of juice can okay, whatever helps get it down.

People that really despise the taste buy empty gel-capsules and fill them up with the powder. This powder is very bitter, but bearable and the warm fuzzy feeling definitley makes up for it. Again, be wise! don't bring attention to it, always use moderation. please dont fuck it up for the rest of us.

Posted on 6 October 2017 By Yoni Last Saturday we were one of the lucky EU skateshops to be invited to Berlin for the pre-release of Civilist’s latest Vans collaboration. The pack is dubbed ‘Coffee & cigarettes’ or like they say in german ‘sauer und maulpuff’ because it was inspired by the boys of Brunnen’s daily morning routine.

Wherever you work (or maybe you don’t work at all) there will be opening hours, closing hours, breaks and routines. butt funnel. If none of the above applies, pull yourself together! Our daily routine when opening up the store consists of the usual…clean up the mess the kids left the day before, put money in the draw, switch the lights on, and then take a short walk to our infamous coffee spot to grab a freshly brewed COFFEE accompanied by a CIGARETTE.

“ The pack consists of two Authentic Pro’s: a cigarette one in a true white colorway with light grey stripes over the upper and filter-yellow insoles to resemble a ciggy, and a coffee inspired one featuring a black „coffeesack"upper and coffeebean-printed insole - kratom capsules for sale. Both shoes come in a special box, have Civilist Berlin embroidered in a swirly font on the tongue and even sport branded silver/copper lace tips to top it off (ecstasy meme).

Civilist also had a third model, a real eyecatcher, exclusive for themselves. They digged through the old Vans archives and found the infamous Style 47 DX: a Slipon with one Velcro strap on top. This may sound simple but it’s actually genius and really good looking; classic Slipons often don’t fit right for everyone and can become floppy after skating them for a while, but the Style 47 DX strap ensures a good fit and option to strap tighter.



The launch event started Saturday morning though, when we got to try out the Civilist morning routine. I myself normally don’t drink coffee or smoke cigarettes (except sport cigarettes) but thought I’d give it a go to see how it feels. It was actually rather tasty, but my bowels felt like a washing machine.

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Freshly brewed free coffee on the go and a smoke machine topped off the theme and Civilist couldn’t get any more coffee & cigarettes vibes going than they did, job well done! After the caffeine/nicotine breakfast, a mellow skatesession followed at the local Pappelplatz park, which you may remember from our Civilist Q&A with Julian from a while back. kratom vendor.

Probably amped by all the coffee, Civilist’s own rider Collin Mclean was surely the MVP of this session with a couple bangers that definitely made some heads turn. boffing. After the session we headed back to the store, where a beer bus was waiting to tap some fresh Pilsner’s for us until the late night hours… By now you’re probably wondering what that weird little sentence in the title means.

Well, this isn’t a paragraph for the kids. Not even a single skater from all over Europe could tell me what it meant when I read it in my latest Tinder match bio description - buttchug. Urban dictionary to the rescue, but before I looked up the meaning, I was already texting that I’d be down to boof some kratom, expecting it would just be some german gibberish.

Good advice: don’t say you wanna try things if you don’t know what they mean. The internet told me that ‘to boof’ means to plug something in your bumhole and that ‘kratom’ was a kind of opiate related plant. Safe to say I wasn’t ready for this. It kinda became a catchphrase on the launch event and you would hear someone say ‘boof kratom’ every 5 seconds.

It was a really nice launch event that packed everything you want and need in one day: a good breakfast, some mellow skating, and some vague memories of consuming a lot of Pilsner Urquell. The launch of this pack for select EU retailers is tomorrow, Saturday 7th of October, so be sure to grab yourselves a pair at our Flagship Store or through our online shop if you share the same #sauerundmaulpuff morning routine as the boys of Brunnen.

Perhaps you remember the Tide Pod Challenge, a meme that went viral in turn causing thousands of children to start eating Tide Pods. Well, it seems as if this phenomenon of people taking IRL cues from the online world is happening again, except this time it’s even weirder. The demographic being referred to in the title is “country girls,” a unique breed of redneck, southern, John Deere driving millennials.

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This viral phenomenon originated from the hit Facebook meme page “Country Girls Who Boof Kratom” which has amassed nearly 10,000 followers. The word boof is a colloquial terminology used to denote the act of inserting something into your rectum, usually a drug of some sort. (third-person singular simple present boofs, present participle , simple past and past participle boofed) (transitive, slang) To have anal sex with someone, usually as the penetrative partner (possibly with negative connotations).

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